Mein Name ist Chuck Norris...

“My name is Chuck Norris… and I am a warlock.”
“Roundhousekicks and martial arts for me: it’s over!”
“Now I can cast powerful spells!”
“Just try messing with me… I’ll cast fear and throw DoTs in your stupid looking face.”
“Fear!”
“…Because we all have fear deep within our pity souls, you know…”
“I am Chuck Norris, I am a warlock.”
“And you?”
“What’s your game?”